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The Editing Room. In my decades-long career as a teacher of weighty subject matter designed to help you think differently about the world and your own life, I have found two things to be true. First, that voiceover info dumps are very annoying when you'll plainly see and hear the info they dump over the next two hours.

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Second, that this gray hair dye makes me look like a wet deerhound. This morning you heard Headmaster Edward Herrmann recite two of this movie's many, many morals, to say nothing of the other two I recited in my voiceover. Dano, would you be so kind as to read a fifth moral for us?

It's on the sign over the door. The study of classical antiquity should be expanded to include more interesting civilizations than just the Greeks and the Romans? Okay, also yes, but here's MY point: Live your life in a way that makes people remember you without a movie in which you're the poster boy for irrelevance.

We're both residents of this property where my incompatible husband is not present. Look, do I need to draw you a map? Pardon tbe interruption, Mr. Kline, but I'd like to introduce you to your newest student, Mr. Emile Hirsch. He came in a limo. Oh boy. Anyway, you're club in time for us to begin Shakespeare's Julius Caesarwhich I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen.

You pledged when you came to this school that you would remain confined to this property with several hundred other teenage boys with equally raging hormones. I'm so sorry, Mr. Winning the Classics-Off is everything to me, just emperpr my father did and apparently for no other reason! I promise I'll never, ever look at another bra again!

Can I just point out, sir, that Darius the Great commanded an empire of 2. Now, Mr. Hirsch, please explain to me why you felt it necessary to have turned my classroom of perfect little learn-bots into a pit of miscreance and sloth. And please gay your explanation in a way that does not include the word "gay.

Well, it's like this, Kev: I don't have to give a shit because my rich senator dad will set me up for life. Also, GAY.